oh burning nipples :)

today was absolutely amazing!



alissa, markis, therese and sara(h) arrived at my house at about 12 to start our day of beach funness



as i get ready to leave they all get acquainted with shantell and wendy who were in the garage getting high...joy


apparently reesie and sara enjoy getting high too, as well as markis


so they each take a puff out of shantell's pipe before we leave


"you take a puff too moon" --Wendy

"No" --Me and Shannie


so afterwards we head to albertsons where we spot kristin's father, richard long, and matt, who works there


sarah graciously pays for me and markis' snacks, therese pays for lissa's


and on to the beach we go


when we get there we do the usual beach things


swim, body surf, nap, walk, take pictures, and of course...look at boys


oh the boys were particularly good today...if your lucky i'll show you a picture :)


after about 5 hours we head out, making another stop at the local albertsons where therese gets some medicine of some sort (advil? benedryl?), i use the bathroom, and sara changes


on the way out the most amazing thing happens


"markis you might wanna be on this side of the wall" --Therese


"why?"--Markis


"just do it!"--Therese


so as markis changes sides of the wall and sarah and i are exiting the store a parade of about five or six shirtless beauties walk in, o--phelia

the best looking of which bumps inton me, makes eye contact, and apologizes (lissa just got eye contact and a smile, i totally win, no matter what the random lady says)

great success!


from there we drive around looking for any random in-n-out to eat at and somehow end up at the block in the oc, by this time therese and sara have begun using a british accent

after walking around for a tad we find ourselves in the big vans store with the skate park in it

we stay to watch the skaters fall for a while the decide its time to eat

we end up in carls jr and as we eat we explain to sarah, a native texan, the joys of being a californian in socal

and therese decides she wants to get her lips pierced

**nods head** "I do not want to be an accomplice in this" --Therese immitating her cousin Desi

after looking unsuccesfully for a place in the block to achieve this we decide to find it somewhere else

by this time we're ALL using british accents, except markis, whos using a french accent

as we walk to the car we get stopped by two random guys who are in a band, we buy a five dollar cd to support the local band...the cd was crap

after driving around for about 20 minutes, singing loudly to people on the street, we find a random tatoo place in cypress? garden grove? ktf

still using our british/french accents, we tell the man that therese wants her lip pierced

great success!


$40 well spent indeed


no drinking, smoking, making out, or blow jobs for a while :)


as we drive home we decide to yell random things out of the window at people we see on the street...the best being "MY NIPPLES ARE BURNING!!"


it was a great night


love and stuff,

B.A.J