im so done

im going to bed.

i have an announcement to make

im changing my tactics


so if you only want someone to tell you what you wanna hear then i suggest you dont come to me


cuz im gonna tell you like it is


deal with it or peace out

omg i miss it sooooo much

i miss working at disneyland


it was pretty much the best job ever


and because of some weird technical crap that...again...was not my fault


i cant go back


cuz if it wasnt for the weird technical crap i would so be back there in october


say im weak if you want to but YOUVE never worked there and you dont know how amazing it is


i miss it

it was like my life


maybe i can find a way around the weird technical crap

oh burning nipples :)

today was absolutely amazing!



alissa, markis, therese and sara(h) arrived at my house at about 12 to start our day of beach funness



as i get ready to leave they all get acquainted with shantell and wendy who were in the garage getting high...joy


apparently reesie and sara enjoy getting high too, as well as markis


so they each take a puff out of shantell's pipe before we leave


"you take a puff too moon" --Wendy

"No" --Me and Shannie


so afterwards we head to albertsons where we spot kristin's father, richard long, and matt, who works there


sarah graciously pays for me and markis' snacks, therese pays for lissa's


and on to the beach we go


when we get there we do the usual beach things


swim, body surf, nap, walk, take pictures, and of course...look at boys


oh the boys were particularly good today...if your lucky i'll show you a picture :)


after about 5 hours we head out, making another stop at the local albertsons where therese gets some medicine of some sort (advil? benedryl?), i use the bathroom, and sara changes


on the way out the most amazing thing happens


"markis you might wanna be on this side of the wall" --Therese


"why?"--Markis


"just do it!"--Therese


so as markis changes sides of the wall and sarah and i are exiting the store a parade of about five or six shirtless beauties walk in, o--phelia

the best looking of which bumps inton me, makes eye contact, and apologizes (lissa just got eye contact and a smile, i totally win, no matter what the random lady says)

great success!


from there we drive around looking for any random in-n-out to eat at and somehow end up at the block in the oc, by this time therese and sara have begun using a british accent

after walking around for a tad we find ourselves in the big vans store with the skate park in it

we stay to watch the skaters fall for a while the decide its time to eat

we end up in carls jr and as we eat we explain to sarah, a native texan, the joys of being a californian in socal

and therese decides she wants to get her lips pierced

**nods head** "I do not want to be an accomplice in this" --Therese immitating her cousin Desi

after looking unsuccesfully for a place in the block to achieve this we decide to find it somewhere else

by this time we're ALL using british accents, except markis, whos using a french accent

as we walk to the car we get stopped by two random guys who are in a band, we buy a five dollar cd to support the local band...the cd was crap

after driving around for about 20 minutes, singing loudly to people on the street, we find a random tatoo place in cypress? garden grove? ktf

still using our british/french accents, we tell the man that therese wants her lip pierced

great success!


$40 well spent indeed


no drinking, smoking, making out, or blow jobs for a while :)


as we drive home we decide to yell random things out of the window at people we see on the street...the best being "MY NIPPLES ARE BURNING!!"


it was a great night


love and stuff,

B.A.J

i gotta say, today was a good day

celebrated my great grandmothers 98th birthday


such a blessing to still have her in my life


so a whole bunch of people that i dont usually get to see

krystal and jherina: love you girls

and met some new people :)

isnt it sad when you have cousins youve never met before :)


i love my family!!

this changed my life and i want to share it with you

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

BARAK OBAMA:

The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!

JOHN MC CAIN:

My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialouge with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON:

When I was FIrst Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.....

DR. PHIL:

The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on "This" side of the road before it goes after the problem on the "Other Side" of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his "Current" problems before adding "New" problems.

OPRAH:

Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn form his mistakes and take falls, which is part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

GEORGE W. BUSH:

We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

COLIN POWELL:

Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road....

ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:

We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

JOHN KERRY:

Although I voted to let the chicken to cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was mislead about the chicken's intentions, I am not for it and will remain against it.

NANCY GRACE:

That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks!

PAT BUCHANAN:

To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART:

No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the farmers market to sell my eggs when the price dropped a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS:

Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed i've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY:

To die in the rain. Alone.

JERRY FALWELL:

Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth? That's why they call it the "other side". Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you'll become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side." That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and simple as that.

GRANDPA:

In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBRA WALTERS:

Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced as serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.

AL SHARPTON:

Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens!

MARTIN LUTHER KING JR:

...I dream of a better tomorrow where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned...

ARISTOTLE:

It is the nature of chickens to cross the road

JOHN LENNON:

Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

BILL GATES:

I have just released CHICKEN2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an internal part of the CHICKEN. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#)U%)(#Q%*.......

reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN:

Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON:

I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE:

I invented the chicken!

COLONEL SANDERS:

Did I miss one?

DICK CHENEY:

Where's my gun!

its after 5am

and im still awake


usually i wouldnt mind it so much cuz i could just sleep all day


but no

not today

today i have to get up (in 5 hours) for work

i probably wont work past 5 or 6 but still

mine is a job that you shouldnt go to after only a few hours of sleep yakno?

however i dont think im gonna be going to sleep anytime soon

im not tired you see

so ya

theres my lil spiel

love and stuff,

B.A.J